Here's what two 'nothing better to do in the middle of the night' boys did:
Presenting the supposedly creative Eric and Malcolm:
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: we should talk about michelle's love life... ;)
Malcolm Kuan: Goood idea!! do we create one up or aski michelle for some parts?
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: just create lar... we are creative people.
Malcolm Kuan: Hmmm ok u shall start with the first part xD
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: why me? I always start... now your turn lar... at least let her hate us equally... hahaha
Malcolm Kuan: HAHAHAHAHA okey.. Hmm one day michelle was walking down Jalan Beng Beng and saw this talk dark and not so handsome guy...
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: ... she was quite lonely thinking about pyramids only every night and thought she would give that fellow a chance...
Malcolm Kuan: ..so she went closer and closer..she could not see his face properly because he was tall dark and not handsome.. as she was within 5 meters from him, she could see that he is wrapped in toilet rolls, lots and lots of toilet rolls.. *suspense music plays in the background*..
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: to her joy, it was a mummy! a not so old mummy (and not from egypt), but a mummy nonetheless. she was so ecstatic that she started to sweat under the hot humid night in kuala lumpur...
Malcolm Kuan: ..and it was love at 4326th sight..she then leaped into the mummy's arms..ready to kiss his fleshless cheek but then...his arms broke...*horror music plays*
Eric Thor Khooi Hin: ... the mummy started crying for his mummy... the tears that gushed from his eye sockets wet the toilet paper and his coverings started to melt away. Without the protection of the trusty toilet paper, his decaying body is exposed to the bright lights of KL and bursts into flames...
Michelle is stunned and lays sitting on the floor as she gazes upon her 4326th love flailing his... errm... legs as he goes up in flames... *sad music plays*
Malcolm Kuan: ..all of a sudden, gabby parachutes down and puts out the fire on the mummy..but to no avail..so gabby gives CPR to the mummy. The mummy was awaken again! due to bad breath.. with a half naked body, the mummy runs towards michelle...
..they run towards each other with arms wide open.. Alas!! the mummy fell into one of the many man holes in KL...
-chelle-
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*slaps forehead* HAIYO
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